Congrats to my mom for getting remarried today!
Neither her nor her hubby-to-be want to make a big deal outta this… but my BFF and I sent them some things in the mail to celebrate their goofy union anyhow.
Of course, smart alec that I am, here’re what the cards read:
A LONG & WINDING PATH OF CRAP HAS LED YOU TO THIS CHOICE OF SAP – I WISH YOU WELL, I WISH YOU PEACE, BUT MOST OF ALL I WISH YOU FEASTS – FEASTS OF JOY AND FEASTS OF FUN, BUT MOST OF ALL FEASTS OF ONE.
(I couldn’t find anything good to rhyme with fun – “one” made sense, though, ’cause of the whole union thing, right?)
I LOST MY TOUCH WITH THAT LAST CARD – I SUCK AT RHYMING ‘CAUSE IT’S HARD – BUT MOST OF ALL WHAT I WANT TO SAY – EVEN THO YOU’VE DONE THIS YOUR WAY – CONGRATS YOU EEDIOTS, HERE’S TO YOU! COWS CAN’T EVER BE EWES.
(Mom & I are silly and often make no sense. Although I’m sure somebody could analyze that last line and come up with some sort of meaning!)
Cheers to them!
Mother Rock + Gordon Rock = Foundation
Thanks for the share!
Nancy.R
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